Showing posts with label Pandora's Box. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pandora's Box. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Survivor's Club: Together Again...in Misery.


There are a lot of days when we film in bad weather - days so hot your eyeballs feel like they're frying, days so cold your hands might fall off, and rain pouring so hard you could almost drown on set. Each month we'll remember one of those horrible weather days and celebrate the survivors who braved the elements in order to film.  Why would we want to remember those days?  Because going through hell on set has a way of bringing everyone closer together when they can say they survived mother nature AND filming on a Yibble set.


Together Again...in Misery!

The rainiest shoots occurred while filming for Pandora’s Box.  We shot several scenes from Together Again, Episodes 21-23, while it was pouring rain.  Why?  Cause I never cancel filming for a sensible reason if at all.  On one of the days we filmed the tavern scenes – most were inside, so that was good, but we needed to film the scenes arriving at the tavern and leaving it. It was pouring.  I’d try to describe it but you really just need a visual, so here you go:



See?  Pouring. Pour. Ing.  However, those were short scenes and the actors didn’t have to stand around outside for too long.  However, the day before (or was it the day after?  Whatever) we were filming at Busey Woods next to the Anita Purves Nature Center.

The day started out with gray skies and a good chance of rain was predicted for the afternoon, but I was hoping it would hold off until later.  It didn’t.  The first few scenes in the woods were fine, but by the time we filmed a fight scene with Edward and the extras it was drizzling. We kept filming, of course, because I never stop a shoot because of something little like bad weather (obviously since this is an actual category of it’s own).  We filmed several scenes in the rain and although I hoped it would lighten up it actually just got worse.  Some storms are just a heavy pour for ten or twenty minutes, then it clears up, but not that day.  It was a hard, steady rain for most of the afternoon.

I really should have called off the shoot, because the cast was miserable filming in a constant shower that varied from light to heavy but never really stopped.  It was the kind of day you wanted to be inside curled up with a blanket and a book, not filming outside by the woods. The idea that I could film in that much rain was crazy.  Clearly I was delugeinal.  When the actors asked how soon we’d be done I’d say “soon.  Monsoon.”  (Okay, I’ll stop the puns now. Just channeling my dad.)

There was another problem with filming in the rain – costumes.  I had not taken copious amounts of rain into account when I chose the costumes for the scene, of course, and although most of them weathered it okay there was the problem of white shirts on a few of the girls.  That was all extra kinds of no good, as those actresses will attest to.  Here's a story about that day from Annamarie MacLeod:




By the time everyone was so waterlogged they could have drowned in their own costumes, the rain had finally started easing up.  The last scene of the day to be filmed was in a different location and involved two characters fighting in a lake.  So I figured if it was raining for that scene, no biggie – they would be wet anyway.  Of course it had stopped raining by the time we filmed that scene and the storm had cleared off.  I had even made sure there was a good reason in the script for why a character who always wore white was wearing a dark colored shirt for that scene, but of course by that time she’s worn a white shirt drenched in rain for several hours.  Oh the irony!

During the shoot whenever the rain turned into deluge, the cast and crew sought shelter in the nearby Nature Center, which ended up causing problems.  Needless to say, the staff were not happy to have a large group of about ten people, who were soaking wet, tramping inside on at least three separate occasions and bringing lots of mud with them.  When we showed up the next day (which was sunny) to finish filmed scenes we hadn’t gotten to yet, we were kicked out of the park by the staff of the Nature Center.  I remember being really annoyed at the time (since I thought it was a public park and in CU you can film in a public park without having to ask permission), but looking back I totally get why they kicked us out.  And I feel bad now. 

Mostly I feel bad for the actors getting soaked, but not bad enough to have stopped the filming. I think have the cast ended up with a bad cold at the very least, although I don’t think anyone got pneumonia and I know that no one died, so that was good.  Have you ever tried to arrange an all day film shoot with 10-15 people, matching all their schedules up to find one day they can all be there for several hours?  It’s hard - really frickin’ hard!

To those who survived the flooded film set I thank you and salute you:

Rachel Anderson
Roger E.
Chris Hutchens
Annamarie MacLeod
Julia Mayfair
Virginia McCreary
Michael M.
Nathan M.
Diana Neatrour
Anna N.
Margaret Olson
Nina Samii
Edward Stasheff
Michael S.
Travis S.
Alex T.
Charles T.
Jen Weber
Kate Weber


Now I’m gonna go throw two of you in a lake, the rest can go home.  Here are some toasty towels fresh from the dryer, go dry off, change clothes, and drink some Echinacea tea so you don’t die from pneumonia.


Monday, May 6, 2013

Survivor’s Club – A Bad Day to Die


There are a lot of days when we film in bad weather - days so hot your eyeballs feel like they're frying, days so cold your hands might fall off, and rain pouring so hard you could almost drown on set. Each month we'll remember one of those horrible weather days and celebrate the survivors who braved the elements in order to film.  Why would we want to remember those days?  Because going through hell on set has a way of bringing everyone closer together when they can say they survived mother nature AND filming on a Yibble set.

A Bad Day to Die:
Filming Fight Scenes on a Hot Summer Day.

The end of June in central Illinois is often pretty hot, so of course I like to film the last weekend of that month!  One of the top three hottest days of filming was for the big fight scenes in the final episode of Pandora’s Box. We were filming all day at Allerton Park in layered costumes.  I’m surprised – and glad of course – that no one died of heat stroke. 

Shooting began around 9am, and the morning wasn’t too bad.  However we shot most of the dialogue scenes then and waited to film the fighting until the afternoon – when it was really hot.  No one has ever accused me of being smart – sadistic yes, but not smart. 


“My least favorite day of filming was…without a doubt the day we were filming things from the final episode at Allerton,” Chris Hutchens recalled. “It was really really hot. I was probably wearing the Black Shirt of Death at some point. If you haven’t heard about the black shirt yet it is one of most uncomfortable things I have ever worn in my life. It amplifies heat somehow and it’s scratchy.” 

Chris was not actually wearing the Black Shirt of Death that day – Margaret Olson was.  However, Chris was wearing a heavy leather patched vest which was almost as bad. Boots, vests, cloaks -everyone was dressed to be miserable on a sweltering day, especially the extras who were dressed all in black.  We only had three extras to make up both a rebel army and the soldiers (which is why I had to introduce a cloning machine), so they had to keep running out, fighting, dying, and then do it over again.

I can’t remember exactly when we took the lunch break, but I think it was just before filming the main sword fights.  We went into town – Monticello – and had lunch at the air-conditioned McDonald’s.  We took a longer lunch then usual so the actors could cool off and get plenty of water to combat dehydration. Then it was back out to Allerton to kill everyone off.

“My favorite day is the one where we all died just cause it was really funny,” said Margaret Olson, “and it was a lot of fun knowing that at the end of the day I’m gonna die!”  However, dying not only involved a lot of running around clashing (and breaking) plastic swords, it also involved a big tub of fake blood.  Each of the main actors had to have their hands and faces covered in blood, spitting blood from their mouths as they died, etc.  The blood was made from red cool-aid mix and chocolate syrup – which looks pretty good if you can get the right consistency.  Unfortunately we were filming at a place with a river and some ponds nearby so there were a lot of mosquitoes.  Combine sugary fake blood with mosquitoes on a hot day and you get several suffering actors. 

As soon as the main characters in the Sunken Garden had been “killed” and the battle concluded, we hiked over to the meadow to film the massively awesome marital arts inspired duel between Turlo and Alban aka Jacob MacLeod and Chris Lamb. Jacob had spent weeks choreographing the fight and practicing it with Chris.  It was a long sequence that had to be shot from multiple angles – and of course we filmed in a meadow with no shade.  The clothes Jacob was wearing did not breathe well.  Luckily Chris was in a t-shirt and thin vest, so he wasn’t in quite as bad a shape for the fight.

“I think both my favorite and my least favorite day would have to be the fight scene,” Jacob remembers, “because it was fun to film that but it was sooo hot that day!  I remember we had that big McDonald’s cup and I drank like three of those full of water. It was so hot – it was just miserable.” But the boys persevered and created one of the best fight scenes in Sine Fine history.

The final scene of the day was a tender love scene between Cat and De Carlo.  Unfortunately I chose the worst place possible to film it – Mosquito Heaven.  It was nice looking spot, but I didn’t realize how close we were to a pond that was apparently a mosquito metropolis.  It’s hard to do a love scene at the end of a hot day when you’re covered in sweat - and possibly the residuals of sugary fake blood – surrounded by a swarm of blood-sucking fiends.  To Chris and Margaret’s credit they did a great job, and the scene turned out to be very sweet and tender, despite the fact that every time I stopped recording both actors immediately waved their hands around frantically to get the damn bugs away from their face. After filming that we called it a day at long last and went home to collapse.

To those who survived the heat, fighting, bugs and blood, I thank you and salute you:

Mike Baym
Chris Hutchens
Chris Lamb
Jacob MacLeod
Virginia McCreary
Diana Neatrour
Margaret Olson
Sam Schumacher
Brian Smith
Kali Smith

Here’s a fan, aloe, some After Bite, and gallon of Gatorade. Now, go find some air-conditioning…and you might want to take a shower – I think I see some fake blood in your hair.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Relationships 101 - Cat & Darion


Usually I post a character profile on the fourth Monday of the month, but this month we’re celebrating love and romance on the SFF blog so let’s talk about a relationship instead of a specific character.  The most popular romantic couple out of all the characters in the SFF repertoire (according to a highly unscientific facebook poll where less than ten people voted) is Cat and De Carlo from Pandora’s Box.  They are played by the fabulous Margaret Olson and Chris Hutchens.


 Catalina Crims and Darion De Carlo first met while they were both in training at the Cadets Academy.  Cat was fifteen and Darion was sixteen.  The Cadets Academy was basically a prep-school for teenagers who wanted to go into the army and had either the talent or pedigree (or money) to become officers.  They quickly became best friends and competed with each other for ranks and grades – usually Cat reached an achievement first but sometimes Darion did.  

Darion was the only son of an extremely elite military family – the De Carlos. For countless generations they have been one of the two highest ranked Generals and the only hereditary military position.  They have been personal bodyguards to the Empress in cases where her life was under immediate threat, and have been fiercely loyal to the Empire and the Empress for generations.  Tradition and the Army are everything to De Carlo. 

Cat, however, was the abused daughter of a rich merchant who wanted to belong to the Aristocracy and planned to use Cat to marry into that class.  She ran away when she was fourteen to join the Army and was able to test into the Cadets Academy after lying about her age and getting a scholarship.  Cat gets annoyed by traditions and prestige and hates wearing dresses and make up and looking like a doll.


They’re an unlikely pair in many ways, but they were drawn to each other from the day they met and became such good friends that Darion and his family helped Cat get away from her father when he tried to assert parental rights and take her back. They both became generals in record time.  For years they were always in each other’s company whenever possible and there were a lot of rumors that the two of them were in love.  They of course denied it, but eventually they both realized it was true.
    
There was a rule in the army that soldiers couldn’t date each – soldiers were all considered to be brothers and sisters so dating within the ranks was considered something like incest and was against the law.  If Cat and Darion had started dating while still in the army, than either one or both of them would be kicked out and put on trial, fined, imprisoned, and possibly even killed.  So they tried to ignore their feelings for each other.

One night when they were both seriously depressed about different things, they got roaring drunk and slept together.  Cat decided to leave the army at the point because she couldn’t stand killing people on the whim of the Empress or the bratty Princess Zarina.  However, because of the timing, Darion (and everyone else) assumed that she was leaving the army so that she could marry him.  He proposed to her and she refused, then she blew up the army headquarters and it was a big mess. 

The Empire put a big reward on her head and ordered Darion to hunt her down and kill her.  He was super mad at being jilted and betrayed so he was more than happy to do it (or at least try to).  Although this whole incident is brought up in Episode 12, there are a lot of details that you won’t find in the series.  I wrote a prequel story (fan fiction?) about how they went from being best friends to bitter enemies.  

They spent years fighting each other, and after Cat joined the rebels they became ever more bitter enemies.  Their friendship had turned to love, then turned into hate.  Darion, being the General De Carlo, loved the army and had sworn to protect Empress Zarina, so when the Civil War began he stayed by her side. 
 Zarina was verbally and emotionally abusive to him and he finally had enough.  He wasn’t ready to leave the army yet, so he switched to the other side – the Army Faction – and got into trouble there.  He ended up back with Zarina and bided his time until he could find the right time to leave her once and for all.  

He decided to join the rebels, since both the army and the Empress had let him down – and there was the delicious allure of being with Cat if he joined the rebels.  So in a dramatic episode he betrayed Zarina, saved Zarc’s life (Cat’s best friend), and joined the rebels. He and Cat were finally on the same side again, reunited at last.  


    






However, Cat’s kind of a bitch and considering everything that had happened between them, it didn’t take long for the sweet reunion to turn sour.  Cat and Darion started fighting constantly.  The situation was made more difficult because Darion was used to being in control as a general (although being subservient to a woman – the empress – was ingrained pretty deep as well).  When they were both in the army, they were both generals and were equal.  However, Cat was the leader of the group of rebels he joined and he had to get used to the idea of taking orders from her like everyone else. 

Eventually they worked things out and started dating.  They dated for a couple of years, then Darion proposed and Cat accepted.  They got married and remained with the rebels as Commander (Cat) and Second-in-command (Darion).  They settled into as nice a life as a rebel could have.

They were deeply in love and would do anything to protect each other.  Cat, who once thought she would never need anyone, came to depend on him and trust as much if not more than anyone else (possibly even Zarc).  However, they weren’t always mushy and had a tendency to still argue from time to time. 
When the final battle arrived and Cat and Darion were fighting for freedom in a massively co-coordinated attack, they ended up beside each other in the end.  Darion saved Cat’s life by taking a bullet that was meant for her and died in her arms on the battlefield.  His death drove her into a mad frenzy and joined him in death shortly after, killing as many soldiers as she could before she died.  (her death is sad actually sad and ironic, but we’re not going to go there).  In the end she would not have wanted to live without him.
 
In the TV show they have no children, however if I ever get the chance to make it a real national TV show with a budget and multiple seasons, or if I write it as series of books, they would have a son named Damien, but what happens to him and to Cat and De Carlo’s marriage after having a child is complicated so I won’t go into it.

Relationships - Allies & Enemies

Although there are several people around them that have a huge impact on their lives, there are three that have a profound impact on their relationship itself.

Diyara De Quoi is a druid who is believed to be the Chosen One and destined to fulfill a prophesy.  She does have some psychic talent including empathy and some telepathy (but only on certain days of the year).  When De Carlo kidnaps her and seriously pisses her off one day she invades his mind and forces him to feel the fear, terror, and pain of the people he’s killed, specifically the druids she helplessly watched him slaughter under orders from Zarina.  In the end, rather then drive him completely insane, she removes the memories and leaves him with only a faint impression of the pain he has caused.  This is a huge, life-changing moment for him because now he finally understands why Cat left the army, and is able to forgive her in a way because now he knows what she meant when she said she couldn’t stay with the army and had to fight against the Empire.  

Diyara also enjoys playing match-maker and is determined to get Darion and Cat together because she believes they are still secretly in love with each other.  She manipulates the situation whenever she can to get them together and is thrilled when they finally do.

Zarina is a very important part of what stands in their way and ironically she ultimately is responsible for them having a chance to get together by being such a bitch to Darion that he finally leaves her and joins the rebels.  As Princess, then later Empress, she commands De Carlo’s loyalty.  He swore to protect her and when they’re on the run from the Army Faction after Zarina has been kicked out of power, he tries to help her become a better person and be the kind of leader someone could respect instead of the bratty, bitchy, selfish child she is.  If she didn’t insist on blaming every single failure on Darion and constantly abusing him verbally then he might never have left.  She pushed him too far and (in an episode that was written but sadly never filmed) she even orders his death.  So it shouldn’t be a surprise to her that he leaves.
    
In the end, she’s grateful to him for leaving because she would never have gone through her own metamorphosis, met her mentor, or become a stronger and more powerful person (and somewhat more likeable…somewhat) without his leaving her.  Of course then she declares she loves him and tries to come between him and Cat and that just doesn’t end well.  Also, she wins in the end because she orders the death of all the rebels. (and in the books she kidnaps their son and raises him as her own **shudder**)

Zarconia Gold is by far the most important ally for their relationship and has the greatest impact on both their lives.  Cat first met Zarc when she was running from Darion who had actually succeed in almost killing her.  She was close to death when she crawled into a cave to die.  Zarc, then only eight years old, risked her own life to keep Cat hidden and throw De Carlo off her sent.  She sent Darion on a wild goose chase and found a druid who helped heal Cat’s wounds.  Zarc literally saved Cat’s life – if it hadn’t been for her Cat and Darion would never have had the chance to work things out and be together.  Zarc also helped Cat join the rebels and stayed by her side for the rest of their lives.  

In public, Cat treated Zarc somewhat harshly and they pretended to get on each other’s nerves because Cat didn’t want the Empire or Darion to find out they were best friends, fearing for Zarc’s safety if they did.  Eventually, of course, Darion found out and kidnapped Zarc in order to lure Cat into a trap.  He ended up falling back on that plan numerous times, kidnapping Zarc to trap cat, or make her do something she didn’t want to do. 

In the show he kidnaps her twice, but it’s implied in Episode 11 that he’s done it more than that, and in the fan-fiction? stories it happens about three other times.  Zarc got tired of it (everyone got tired of it), and the last time he kidnaps her, he ends up saving her life and was only able to join the rebels because Zarc vouched for him.  If Zarc hadn’t forgiven Darion for everything he did, then Cat would never have forgiven him.  Darion earned her trust and Zarc’s trust in him enables Cat to trust him again too.

Darion was Cat’s best friend for several years, and when they turned their backs on each other then Zarc became Cat’s best friend.  It made Darion jealous, seeing Cat do anything to protect Zarc, but it also gave Darion and Zarc something in common – they both loved Cat, just in different ways. So Zarc was able to understand Darion better then Cat could in some ways.

Once Cat and Darion started fighting and arguing all the time after he joined the rebels, Zarc was the only one who could put a stop to it.  Darion respected her and Cat actually listened to her.  This resulted in her playing mediator to their fighting and she finally got so tired of being in the middle and trying to calm them down that she went to drastic measures to put a stop to it.  

She held them at gunpoint and locked them in a room, telling them to either work things out or kill each other, and not really carrying which one they decided to do at that point.  After several hours they fought, talked, then kissed and made up.  Zarc locking them in the room directly led to their being able to date each other.

Zarc is like a little sister to Cat and Darion becomes a sort of big brother to her (brother-in-law by default I guess).  They are both over protective of her and would do anything for her.  She continues to be a major player in their relationship after Darion proposes, because Cat would never marry him if Zarc didn’t want them to get married.  Zarc is actually a little worried at first, not sure if Darion is quite good enough for Cat (she’s over protective of Cat too), but she gives them her blessing and is Cat’s maid-of-honor at their wedding.  

Even in the last episode, Zarc is the one who interrupts their final snuggly moment with an annoyed “break it up!”.  And it’s Zarc’s death that drives Cat into a fit of rage born of grief that leads Cat into a position where she doesn’t realize how much danger she’s in and results in Darion saving her life by throwing her out of the line of fire and taking the bullet for her. 

Cat and Darion are definitely my favorite couple and I’ve had fun over the years drawing some “fan art” of them, so I figured I’d share it here. 

I also recently commissioned a drawing of Cat and De Carlo on fiverr.com and purchased this fantastic drawing from Paulo J. Hernandez. 
For more information on this very talented artist visit his website.







Monday, February 4, 2013

Survivor's Club: Worst Weather Weddings


There are a lot of days when we film in bad weather - days so hot your eyeballs feel like they're frying, days so cold your hands might fall off, and rain pouring so hard you could almost drown on set. Each month we'll remember one of those horrible weather days and celebrate the survivors who braved the elements in order to film.  Why would we want to remember those days?  Because going through hell on set has a way of bringing everyone closer together when they can say they survived mother nature AND filming on a Yibble set.

Worst Weather Weddings

In the real world, weddings are famous for having bad things happen to ruin what is supposed to be a perfect day.  In the low/no budget film world it’s most often the weather that can spoil that perfect shot of a character’s wedding.  There have been quite a few wedding scenes in SFF productions over the years, although most of the scenes were either pre or post wedding, rather than during the ceremony or reception.  The ones that did show the whole wedding, more or less since they were mostly montages, had more problems than most of the pre or post scenes.  We’re going to take a look at the top four in order from best to worst or, more accurately, from “annoying but okay” to “that’s just sad”.



First up: 
The Wedding Montage from Episode 16 of Pandora’s Box

I really loved filming the wedding of De Carlo and Cat.  They’re still my favorite romantic pairing in any SFF universe, and their wedding montage is very sweet.  Filming it was fun, but a lot of work.  The girls arrived early to do their hair and make-up, and in some ways it had the feeling of getting ready for a real wedding, because I never take that much time and care to get actors ready for anything really. 


Cat’s wedding dress was beautiful and very in character for her.  It was made from red velvet over a boned-bodice and had panels of hand-beaded and exquisitely embroidered decorations.  However, it was tight, heavy, and way too long.  We put it over a small hoop and tried to tack it up, but it kept coming undone and both Margaret and Chris kept tripping over it.


The location chosen was the Urbana Arboretum.  I think I originally intended for the ceremony to be in the beautiful flower garden, but it was raining that day.  


We ended up filming the ceremony itself in the covered gazebo by the herb garden.  We filmed what we could, then tried to wait out the rain. 


Eventually it stopped long enough to shoot the reception in the flower garden.  I had bought three sizes of cake to make it look tiered, but it was august and the icing had a bit of a meltdown.  There was dancing, toasting, but most of all roasting – roasting and rain, because it was hot, muggy, rainy, and AUGUST.  

But in the end we had a blast filming the fake wedding despite the soggy circumstances.  Margaret and Chris got into a frosting fight, which was hilarious but hard to wipe off given the weather and the apparent stickiness of the cake.



Next it’s: 
The Wedding Montage from Episode 13 of Eidolon

Clearly I like to do weddings as montages, they’re more fun that way.  The wedding of Mordecai and Maria at the end of Eidolon ended up being the closing credits because there were too many flippin’ montages in the final episode (and it’s me saying that so you know it was totally full of montage craziness).  It was the same situation of getting ready, only with a more modern style to the wedding and not nearly as much time allotted in the schedule to get ready for it.  


Maria’s wedding dress was beautiful, provided by Morgan herself, but with long sleeves, long skirt, 
and heavy beading, the dress was not exactly breathable…and it was AUGUST!  Okay, it was technically September – Labor Day weekend to be specific, but the difference is temperature between the end of August and the beginning of September is pretty much non-existent in Central Illinois.  Why do I film fake weddings at the hottest time of the year?!?  Oh right, because I’m a sadist.

So yeah, it was hot - pretty flippin’ hot – and most people were in heavy dresses or wearing black coats of one style or another (Brittany and Jen were okay since they had no sleeves).  It wasn’t rainy this time, though, so that was good?  I guess.  We were filming in the late afternoon, so it wasn’t quite as hot and there was a breeze.

However the worst part of the day was the fact that I forgot to change tapes before we left the house and had to send someone back to grab a blank tape (at least the batteries were charged up).  So the actors sat around for a while, dressed for a wedding and wilting in the heat.  Some of the actors got a breeze by playing on the swings, the rest of us just tried to turn our hands into fans.


Ironically the actors don’t always remember the bad weather unless it was REALLY bad and nothing else went wrong I guess.  I discovered this just recently when I asked some of the Eidolon actors what they remembered about the wedding shoot.

“I remember the dancing scene with all of us doing the train,” said Brittany Ann Whalen.  “Also remember swinging and smoking in the dress when I wasn't needed. Also remember you making stuff up when you were officiating the wedding since you were actually ordained.”

“I remember we had to take quite a break while someone ran to get something,” said Syndi Eller.  “I don't remember what it was, but I do remember being fairly warm wearing the coat. I like my hair like that though, I may have to go back to it.

"I remember thinking that that would be the only time I'd ever get to wear that dress," said Morgan Thomas. "I remember people honking on the way to the scene because they thought I was actually getting married.  I also remember that this was going on at a really bad time so I was (really) depressed. LOL!  
I was also completely blind without my glasses so doing much of anything  besides standing still I about fell over."








So I guess the actors didn’t suffer from the heat as much I intended – I mean expected! Remembered?  Anyway, the one that suffered the most was from the heat was the cake.  I made it myself (yay!) and watched it melt.  Since it was close to three people’s birthday, it doubled as a birthday cake.  However, no one really felt like eating it (or eating at all) after filming in the heat for a while. It still tasted good once we got it home and shoved it in the fridge for a few hours.  And no food poisoning! Yay!
Third on the list is: 
The Wedding Epilogue from Destiny

The first production we ever filmed – Destiny - was also the first production to feature a wedding.  It’s the last scene in the movie and is kind of a montage – but instead of music, there’s a voice over epilogue and obviously the shots we filmed match the monologue so it didn’t take too long to film the wedding part.  The wedding scene was in the middle of the longest day of filming up to that point – the first ALL DAY shoot (first of soooooo many) where we filmed almost all the castle scenes at the totally cool looking Wesley United Methodist Church.  Once again it was – say it with me – AUGUST!  And although some of the places in the building were air-conditioned, the places we were filming were not – including the Chapel.  And of course everyone was in multi-layer period/fantasy garb.  Once again I’m a sadist. 

Annamarie probably had the best chances of survival because Melantha’s wedding gown had very short sleeves and wasn’t too heavily layered.  Everyone else was in period garb or hideous green sweatshirts that were too long and had annoying sleeves.  However, Annamarie did have one ouch factor – I had forgotten hairpins and wanted to style her hair for the wedding scene so I told her I was going to use safety pins.  She didn’t believe me until she tried to take them out.  

It was hot.  Really hot.  One of the top three hottest days of filming.  If we hadn’t been filming in a church I would say it felt a lot like the heat in hell (not that I’ve been there…yet).  So everyone was uncomfortable one way or another and although no one got heatstroke, it wasn’t for lack of me trying apparently.  (saaaaadist)  Chris did end the day being hit with a sword and got a nosebleed though.  Why does anyone still film with me?


And the last and worst wedding film shoot is (drum roll please):
The post-wedding scene in The King of Elflin’s Daughter

Yeah, it was awful on so many levels.  Although we were filming it at Allerton in the Fu-Dog Garden - where so many people pay to get married – it did not end up looking like the fairy-tale wedding that should come at the end of an actual fairy tale!   First of all, it was pouring rain – like buckets of rain!  That meant we couldn’t film out in the garden or even on the steps of the Buddha Pavilion, we had to film inside – where it was dark and damp and really gloomy. The skies were gray and got darker as we filmed the scene but thankfully it lightened up a little by the time we had to do the very end that couldn’t be shot inside. 



But the real kicker is that the actor who was playing the groom couldn’t make it that day, so it was just the bride dolled up in a poufy dress in a dark stone pavilion with gloomy skies outside the window saying goodbye to her dearest friends who turn out to be ghosts and are leaving forever – IN THE RAIN!  No, this is not the final tragic scene of an angsty drama – it’s the ending of a light-hearted, kid-friendly fairytale! 



Worst. Wedding scene. EVER.




There’s too long a list of people to give kudos to here, and most of them are in the Survivor’s Club already anyway.  Let’s just end this post with a promise from me that I will never film a wedding scene in August again.  There, now it’s in print so I can’t go back on it…right?